Alvin Bragg, arrest, arrested, arrested president, celebrate, country, Disney, drumpf, E. Jean Carroll, former president, fuck fascism, fuck GOP, fuck republicans, fuck the nazis, fuck trump, indictment, indictment day, Jack Smith, Johnny Mercer, Letitia James, Nancy Pelosi, parody, parody song, president, Robin Hood, spoof, Stormy Daniels, The Felon Prez of the US, The Phony King of England, trump, vindication
Oh the world will sing of a treasonous king a thousand years from now
And not just ’cause he broke some laws or where or why or how
While waiting for some peace after Barack Obama had gone,
We all had to suffer under that good-for-nothin’ Don
Despicable as he is inept, whenever the history books are kept,
They’ll call him the Felon Prez of the US
A pox on the Felon Prez of the US!
Don’t tell us please, don’t tell us please, don’t tell us please, we pray,
Where did he come from, where is he goin’, what did he do all day!
He sat alone on the White House throne pretendin’ he’s a king
An obese tyke; or rather, like, Putin’s puppet on his strings
And he threw some Twitter tantrums when he could not have his way
And pretends he’s bereft ’cause of “the woke left”
See, it ain’t “fair” when he must pay
He’s not only known as Don the First,
He’ll always be known as Don the Worst,
A pox on that Felon Prez of the US!
While he lied and cheated, bullied, screeched, and robbed us of our rights,
Pelosi, Carroll, Bragg and James were fighting the good fight
And with pissed-off Stormy and Jack Smith in their wily pack,
They’ll finally make the bastard pay and take our country back
This time he can’t escape, the wussy,
‘Cause Justice grabbed him by his pussy
The wheezin’ and deceivin’ Prez of the US!
The snivellin’, grovellin’ (election stealin’)
Thunderin’, blunderin’ (Nazi-lovin’)
Sexist, racist (narcissistic)
Jibberin’, mockin’ (gonna lock him)
Screamin’, plottin’ (wall buildin’)
Stealin’, dealin’ (boot lickin’)
Griftin’, sniffin’ (pants-pissin’)
White House wreckin’ (insurrecting)
Donald Trump, the Felon Prez of the US!
“The Phony King of England” was originally written by Johnny Mercer for Disney’s Robin Hood. The preceding parody lyrics are by yours truly. I’m no Weird Al Yankovic, but I had to do something to mark the occasion.