Hi everyone! I’ve been hard at work on the reviews for December when I hit a crossroads concerning a certain character who’s popped up more than once (hint: he’s mean, he’s orange, and he’s due to be homeless by January). Without going into too much details, a recurring joke I had planned for him which fit in rather nicely with the short I’m reviewing spiraled into something of a sendoff for the character. I knew I wanted to “fire” him after the election, and what I had in mind was nothing short of apropos (and more than a little cathartic). Then I had second thoughts: since what happens to him is a subversion of what I’m reviewing, would it be too mean-spirited, even for a monster like him? I made a poll to gauge your opinions on whether or not I should keep what I had planned in the review or just leave him out altogether. Click HERE to learn more and let me know what you think. I’ll see you in December, and I hope you have a happy and safe Thanksgiving.
(If you don’t have a Patreon, just leave your choice in the comments.)
I know this isn’t the fifth anniversary review, but I feel all the other reviews have been held up long enough. I’m going to try to get it out by the end of the year (hopefully it’ll end this disaster of a year on a high note) but for now, I’m moving ahead to October…which is in a few days, I know. It may not be ready by the first of the month, it’ll be there in time for Halloween! Just take your pick:
Phantom of the Opera (1989)
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Hocus Pocus
Dante’s Inferno: An Animated Epic
Poltergeist
Corpse Bride
John Carpenter’s The Thing
You can leave your vote in the comments or email me atupontheshelfshow@gmail.com. Remember, unless you’re a Patreon supporter, you can only vote once. Supporters get perks such as extra votes, early access to certain posts and adding movies of their choice to the Shelf. Special thanks toAmelia Jones,Gordhan Rajaniand Sam Minden for their contributions!
Hello, everyone. It’s a funny thing about this social distancing/quarantine we’ve all hopefully been partaking in these past few months; one concern that briefly crossed my mind was running out of things to do before boredom or cabin fever set in. It turns out the opposite has happened: so much to do and not enough time in the day! All this to say that unfortunately, May’s movie review isn’t ready yet (spoiler warning: it’s The Great Race, one of the most underrated comedies ever filmed). I sincerely apologize and will try to get it up as soon as I can.
“She said, knowing full well how long it took the last time she promised that.”
Okay, so in order to complete May’s review without collapsing under my workload or burning myself out, I’m afraid I’m going to have to forego June’s movie review. That way I can still have the energy to finish the May movie review, work on the new series reviews, and prepare a review I’ve long had in mind for the blog’s fifth anniversary (it’ll five years come July, holy fishpaste…) I assure you, these delays and work piling up is due to some pretty major things I’m currently doing with my life. It all ties back to a certain conversation I had a few weeks ago with my mother (my mother who, by the way, is a blonde progressive hard-working passionate woman I owe much of my personality to):
“Hi honey, you remember the dean of the college you graduated from that I also taught at for over thirty years, you knew her since you were three, practically your godmother?”
“Yes, mom, what about her?”
“She’s heading an online summer program and she thinks YOU would be a great teacher for one of the classes.”
“Me?! I barely had any patience teaching you Microsoft Word, why would you both think I’d be able to teach a class?”
“She said it would be geared towards younger kids as a way of getting them interested in the arts.”
“Well, it’s one thing if it’s for kids, but I’m still not sure if I’d be the right -“
“She wants you to teach them storyboarding for animation.”
“…Mother, you had my curiosity. Now you have my interest.”
So yes, I got a summer job. As of this June you may refer to me as Professor Shelf, storyboard emeritus. It’s my first time teaching a class, if it wasn’t obvious enough already. I’m excited because it’s a topic I’m more than well-versed in, but I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous also. Though I’ve got my hands a little extra full making the preparations, learning Google Classroom and such, I promised you that I’d be reviewing a new series again, and I’m holding myself to it, though I hope you can forgive me for delaying it a bit while I square away my syllabus. You voted, I counted, and I’m here to announce what show I’ll be covering next. Drumroll, please!
In the space of a year and a half, I covered the entirety of Gravity Falls’ television run. It’s been fun sharing what I loved about my favorite show, and it brought in some loyal readers who have stuck around since. Once my Patreon was up and running, I promised that I would review another series the day I reached my goal of making $100.
Today is not that day. I don’t know when it will come, but I know there are better places that extra bit of money could go to right now than in my pocket. So after much deliberation, I’ve decided to return to series reviews – but with a catch.
Much like the first time, what I review will be up to your vote. Some are shows I recommended the first time around being trotted back out for your consideration, and some are newcomers given a chance to prove themselves. Which one will come out on top is anybody’s guess.
“It’s probably going to be Avatar. That’s the one everyone knows and loves the most.”
As for the twist, I’m reinstating Charity Bonus Votes: For every donation of $5 or more to the COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund, you get an extra vote. Every little bit means the world right now, so even if you can’t give anything at the moment, please spread the word.
We made it to April, folks! Congratulations on keeping your social distance and don’t stop washing those hands! Anyway, you don’t have to worry about spreading germs here. Voting is open to everyone, and here are your options, tailored specifically for comedic purposes:
Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
Heavyweights
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
The Great Race
UHF
You can leave your vote in the comments or email me atupontheshelfshow@gmail.com. Remember, unless you’re a Patreon supporter, you can only vote once. Supporters get perks such as extra votes, early access to certain posts and adding movies of their choice to the Shelf. If I can get to making $100 a month, I can go back to making weekly tv show reviews. As of now I’ve got $20 to go before I reach my goal! Special thanks toAmelia Jones,Gordhan Rajaniand Sam Minden for their contributions!
Hello, all! Just in case you didn’t catch it at the end of the Fantasia 2000 review, the next movie I’ll be reviewing is Sleeping Beauty, which will be out some time this month. As for next month, let’s take a trip down fantasy lane…no, not the Fantasy Lane, you need an ID to get in there. Here are the movies you can vote for me to review in April:
You can leave your vote in the comments or email me atupontheshelfshow@gmail.com. Remember, unless you’re a Patreon supporter, you can only vote once. Supporters get perks such as extra votes, early access to certain posts and adding movies of their choice to the Shelf. If I can get to making $100 a month, I can go back to making weekly tv show reviews. As of now I’ve got $20 to go before I reach my goal! Special thanks toAmelia Jones,Gordhan Rajaniand Sam Minden for their contributions!
Hi everyone, I had plans to post the next batch of movies to vote for today, but I’ve got some good news to announce: I’m heading to the Society of Children’s Books Writers & Illustrators Winter Conference in February! I need to devote as much time as possible to getting my portfolio and book ready for this event, so I’ll be taking January off to prepare. You can still vote for what movie you want me to review once the hiatus is over, however, so with any luck I can try get something out before February’s over. I’d hate for the blog to be thrown off schedule as badly as it was last year.
And of course, if you’re subscribed to my Patreon, I regularly post excerpts from upcoming reviews so you won’t be left completely high and dry during that time.
So let the continuations commence! Here are the follow-up films you can vote for:
Hope you had a Happy Halloween everybody! Your voices were heard, and I’m…thrilled(?) to report that you can expect a heaping dose of Rankin-Bass reviews all throughout December. Am I going to prattle about how these specials are cheaply-animated, outdated glurge like a heartless Scrooge, or do they truly stand the test of time and deserve an in-depth discussion?
I’ll see you on December 1st when I kick off Rankin-Bass Month with the one that started it all, Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer.
We’ve escaped the Other World with Coraline, but now it’s time for the scariest part of Halloween – the unwanted reminder that Christmas is more than 50 days away getting jammed down our throats! I swear it’s like Nightmare Before Christmas except St. Nick’s a new-age capitalist trying to conquer every holiday that dares to come before his lord and savior’s birthday.
That bit of cynicism aside, I do love the holiday season and revisiting the many cinema and television classics that come with it. I made a separate shelf just of the occasion! While I’m pleased I was able to get out as many reviews as I did last December, it took a lot out of me. This year I have to cut it down, but I’m leaving what you want me to review in your hands:
One holiday movie and also one short to go with it.
Specials and shorts only! The top two winners of each category will be reviewed.
Rankin-Bass month! I think you get the gist of this one.
Whatever the consensus, I’m going to need the whole month of November to prepare. So let me know in the comments what you want me to do. Do not vote for specific movies/specials/shorts yet. That part comes on November 1st when I reveal the winning theme for this December. Voting will resume as usual from there.
Soon, my children, it will be that time of year again. The breeze has that little extra chill, the nights and the shadows we cast grow longer, Mallowmars are briefly, blissfully plentiful, and the nightmares we usually confine to the darkness come out to play.
Ladies and gentlemen, let’s get spooky.
Well, you get the idea. Here’s what you can vote for this October’s movie review:
You can vote for whatever movie you want me to look at next by leaving it in the comments or emailing me atupontheshelfshow@gmail.com. Remember, unless you’re a Patreon supporter, you can only vote once. Supporters get perks such as extra votes, early access to certain posts and adding movies of their choice to the Shelf. If I can get to $100, I can go back to making weekly tv show reviews. As of now I’m little over halfway there! Special thanks toAmelia Jones,Gordhan Rajaniand Sam Minden for their contributions.
